- Apr 14, 2023
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Mrs. Gladys Merriweather's
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Authoress & Restorer of Virginity
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About Me
Meet Mrs. Gladys Merriweather
I was born in a medium-sized city in the Greatest Nation on Earth to well-to-do Christian parents. I completed a young ladies' finishing school and then attained some college credit at a very expensive, private Christian college where I focused on Biblical studies and home economics.
I married my husband, Mr. Dickie Merriweather, when I was twenty-two. Since that time, I have managed my home, led several prominent Christian women's organizations, and been an active church-goer.
During a visit to heaven, I received my divinely appointed mission to shepherd the young ladies of this Great Nation and the world into chaste and ladylike conduct in all areas of their lives, and, especially, regarding preparation for marriage and life as a married woman.
I have faith that someday soon you will be guided into paths of righteousness by reading my book,
The Mrs. Gladys Merriweather’s Young Ladies Guide to Venereal Etiquette.
My Divinely Appointed Mission
Hello, my name is Mrs. Gladys Merriweather, and I have been divinely appointed to shepherd the young ladies of this great nation and the world into chaste and ladylike conduct in all areas of their lives, and, especially, regarding preparation for marriage and life as a married woman. I have faith that someday soon you will be guided into paths of righteousness by reading my book,
The Mrs. Gladys Merriweather’s Young Ladies Guide to Venereal Etiquette.
Young ladies' hands are for prayer, light housework, and polite handshakes.
from the chapter "What to Do with Your Hands"
Mrs. Gladys Merriweather
Prayer
for a Acquisitions Editor to Champion
The Mrs. Gladys Merriweather's Young Ladies' Guide to Venereal Etiquette
Lord,
Please send me an acquisitions editor to champion my manuscript. You know how important it is that this book reaches the ignorant and sinful women of this kingdom of darkness who so desperately need the loving guidance of a Godly woman.
In Jesus' Name We Pray! AMEN!
Get In Touch
One of the greatest perks of my divinely appointed mission is getting feedback and interacting with readers. Contact me if you’ve got any comments or questions for me, I’d love to hear from you.
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