Darling Marionettes of Right Doing,
As you know I have been laboring to complete my novel, The Mrs. Gladys Merriweather's Young Ladies' guide to Venereal Etiquette, for some time now. I am tickled pink to announce that I am in the final stages of editing my manuscript. I beg you, please pray passionately for its publication.
Also, I shall be taking a break from my blog until I am given further direction to do otherwise, as I have been called away on important planetary business.
Do not grieve; we will meet again soon!
With a blessed heart,
Gladys
P.S. I have included some edifying pictures to cheer your little hearts. As the King James Version of the Bible says be of "good report."